Short and silly

A poem called 'Arse' - taken from the What the F@#k is this shite? You call this poetry! collection of poetry, published Faber and Faber Money Grabbing Bastards Publising Ltd.

A poem called Arse

When I asked him what he was doing
He said he was baptising cats
‘Wanker’ said I
And pushed him into the canal

PCW 2006

A poem simply entitled 'Oh for f@#k's sake, can we have some real news for a change?'

Pete Doherty is a silly twat
and something about Iraq
Amen

PCW 2006